Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
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