U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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