You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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