butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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