vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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