; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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