I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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