She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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