a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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