Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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