: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
don't judge my taste in strippers
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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