currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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