its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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