I think i sorta joined a cult last night
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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