Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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