i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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