I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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