apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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