I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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