I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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