scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
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