Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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