You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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