So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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