did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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