Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize