ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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