i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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