you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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