Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
His nipple licking is glorious
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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