I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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