may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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