What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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