I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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