I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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