You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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