LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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