You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
