This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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