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I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
operation harelip BJ is a go
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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