Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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