So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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