Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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