You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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