What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I need a beard to bite.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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