Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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