Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
this hospital has no fireball
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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