Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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