His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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