Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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