I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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