She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
false alarm. still invincible.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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