I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
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