Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Randomize
